Back by popular demand!

Okay, so I never really left and only three people asked me to update my blog so I guess that really doesn’t mean i’m back by popular demand. Oh well. I’ll just say I’m back from my self-imposed blog exile. But really I’ve just been damn busy at work and too tired after work to update. Boo to me.

Moving on. 

Before I get into some exciting news I must first share my list of complaints about work. Big surprise there. I mean, it is really all I ever complain about. However, a shit storm has descended upon my office and it needs to be bitched about. In fact it practically begs for it:

• Well the HVAC guys are finally gone (that’s a blessing really). Although, they will be back next week, just not in my lab. I might have to see them occasionally but I’ll get over it. Hopefully.
• We went a full week at work with a unisex bathroom and it wasn’t so bad if you don’t count the pee on the seats. Men, is it really so hard to aim? I like to think that if I had a penis, I would be practiced in the art of aiming by now. I am 24 so I would have had plenty of years to perfect it. So why can’t you all be masters of aiming? Since I don’t actually have a penis, let’s for a moment say it is difficult to aim.  Is it really so hard to wipe your pee up??? It’s not, I know this for a fact. So, for all us women who sit, please wipe up after yourself. Thanks!
• I think the plumber wants to be my friend. I’m okay with that I suppose because he doesn’t stare as much as the HVAC guys. However, I do want to be friends with the Poland Springs guy who delievers our distilled water. It was instant connection, except he’s married. Oh well, I’ll just have to admire from a far when he comes back mid-December. Hey, how did this get in here? It’s not actually a complaint but I had to share.
• Did I mention that I’m busy at work? I’m sure I have before in passing but I need to really bring full attention to it now. I’m busy at work. I rarely get to sit at my desk and email Molly anymore, just ask her if you don’t believe me. It’s insane in the office, we built a new product and it has been nothing but trouble from day one. Every department is super stressed about it and it doesn’t look like I’ll see an end to this busy bullshit very soon.
• I hate salesmen. They’re all the same and they all suck. I’m pretty sure I could sell our products better than them and I wouldn’t even have to use my boobs! Oh, and please stop talking to me like I don’t know how to do my job. I’m fairly certain that I’m really good at what I do and don’t need you breathing down my back about a product that needs to be shipped. Yeah, I know where it’s supposed to go and when it’s supposed to go. I’m just not willing to send out a shitty product for a quick dollar, unlike you.
• We had a potluck lunch at work on Thursday and there was a lot of food and a lot of dessert. I really don’t have a complaint about the food other than I’m now fatter than I was Thursday morning. So, thank you all you delicious brownies, pies and cookies! But damn you all the same.

Wow, I think that’s about all I have for work complaints. Clearly, I’m over it. For this week at least.

Now for the really exciting news……and no, I’m not getting married and I’m not pregnant. Well, I could be but the one thing I’m missing in that equation is a man. So, no. Actually, the exciting news is that I get to travel for work. I’m going to San Diego (”German for Whale’s Vagina”) this upcoming week and it couldn’t have come at a better time. I need the sun and warm weather. I suppose I’ll have to work a little bit but I am planning on making the most of my down time. This means I get to explore San Diego and maybe even Mexico. So please great readers (all three of you that is), tell me about any great places I should explore in Southern CA: restaurants, zoos, aquariums, beaches, malls, I want it all!

Thank you.